Tag: Taylor Lautner

not taylor lautner not gay

Not Taylor Lautner Not Gay

On December 27, 2011, I posted on MachoFace on Tumblr this original illustration of mine. This is not Taylor Lautner. He is not gay. He is not naked. He is not shooting his load at you. Pay no attention to this. Nothing to see here. Move along. The Internet-fueled rumors that Taylor Lautner admitted his is gay are explained here http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/12/27/us-taylorlautner-people-idUSTRE7BQ0VS20111227 so everyone can stop speculating that Taylor Lautner is gay.

Naked Cowboy with Machete

Naked Cowboy with Machete

I submitted these original illustration on October 23, 2011 of a naked cowboy with a machete and his fate to gay-exec-fantasies@googlegroups.com — one of the Google Groups to which I frequently post. A long haired cowboy with a machete terrorized the small western town. The law eventually caught up with him and he was given swinging justice at the end of a rope. He was so physically strong that he survived the suspension hanging for an hour, kicking his powerful legs in vain before he finally died. Any resemblance of my character of the naked cowboy with a machete to Taylor Lautner is purely intentional.